@九江人 那些老师说过的经典语录，你还记得吗？
<section data-role="paragraph" class=""><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="105826"><section style="margin: 10px auto;"><section style="background-color: rgb(255, 253, 249); padding: 30px 0px 0px 22px;"><section style="background:url(https://www.jjcbw.com//upload/2021-09-07/162306_4434225e84b93c9aa0558cb62fad7dea.png) no-repeat bottom right;background-size: 30%;padding: 0 22px 35px 0;"><section style="margin-left: 10px;"><section class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); line-height: 1.9em; margin-top: 20px;"><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">众所周知</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: #fcb42b;"><strong>老师语录</strong></span>是一代一代</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">口口相传留下来的“文化遗产”</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">每一位同学都曾接受老师语录的洗礼</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">我们上的不是同一个学校</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">却有着<span style="color: rgb(252, 180, 43);"><strong>“同一个老师”</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br/></p></section><section class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); line-height: 1.9em;"><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">那些年</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">他们总是说再讲一分钟就下课</p></section><section class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); line-height: 1.9em;"><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">你所在的班级</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">总是老师带过“最差的一届”</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">“你们到了大学就轻松了”</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">那时的我们深信不疑</p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">有人说</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">他们最不讲“诚信”</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;">可是毕业后才懂</p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: #fcb42b;"><strong>那些曾让你不耐烦的唠叨</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: #fcb42b;"><strong>如今却成了最难忘的回忆</strong></span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="105807"><section style="text-align: center;margin: 10px auto;" class=""><section style="display: inline-block;"><section class="assistant" style="width: 28px; margin: 0px 0px -36px -8px;"><img class="assistant" style="width: 100%; display: block;" src="https://qn-cdn.jjcbw.com//upload/2021-09-07/162307_20d53ca5446cce27eccf2cd93804aca1.png" data-ratio="1.2857142857142858" data-w="37" data-width="100%"/></section><section style="background-color: rgb(102, 152, 137); padding: 5px 20px 5px 28px;" class=""><p style="letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); line-height: 1.75em;"><strong>这些经典语录</strong></p><p style="letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); line-height: 1.75em;"><strong>你“经历”过几句？</strong></p></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" class="_135editor"><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color: #669889; font-size: 18px;"><strong>课堂篇</strong></span></p><p><br/></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="105814"><section style="text-align: center;margin: 10px auto;"><section style="background-color: rgb(255, 253, 248); border: 1px dashed rgb(94, 143, 109); border-radius: 15px; padding: 30px 15px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="background: url(https://bcn.135editor.com/files/images/editor_styles/eff6ab2311336018d22c8f311ec5881e.png) no-repeat center top;background-size: 13%;"><section class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: rgb(91, 143, 128); padding: 20px 0px; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong># 那些年老师说过的话 #</strong></section><section class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;color: #475652;line-height: 1.95em;margin-top: 15px;">这是一道送分题啊！同学们！</section><section class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;color: #475652;line-height: 1.95em;" hm_fix="292:502">你们讲吧！我不讲了！</section><section class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;color: #475652;line-height: 1.95em;">不是挺能讲的吗？怎么不讲了？</section><section class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;color: #475652;line-height: 1.95em;">看我干吗？我脸上又没有答案！</section><p style="font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;color: #475652;line-height: 1.95em;">这是一道送分题啊！同学们！</p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="137.085%" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);">看我干嘛？我脸上有字吗？</span></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="137.085%" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);">看书！</span></tspan></text><text y="144.581%" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);">作业没带就是没做， 怎么不把自己忘了呢？</span></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="6.65839" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);">没有人举手吗，那我点名咯。</span></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; 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margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);">我在办公室都能听到你们班的声音了！</span></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="166.239" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);">体育老师生病了，这节课上数学</span></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="251.071" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);">在讲什么呢， 都会了是吧， 到讲台上来讲</span></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; 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color: rgb(91, 143, 128); padding: 20px 0px; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong># 那些年老师说过的话 #</strong></section><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="251.071" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="297.988" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);"><text y="137.085%" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="font-size: 18px; text-anchor: middle;"><tspan class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 16px;">两眼一睁，开始竞争。</tspan></text></span></tspan></text></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="251.071" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="297.988" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);"><text y="19.2234" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="font-size: 18px; text-anchor: middle;"><tspan class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 16px;">不苦不累，高三无味；</tspan></text></span></tspan></text></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="251.071" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="297.988" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);"><text y="44.505" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="font-size: 18px; text-anchor: middle;"><tspan class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 16px;">不拼不搏，等于白活。</tspan></text></span></tspan></text></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="251.071" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="297.988" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);"><text y="72.7866" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="font-size: 18px; text-anchor: middle;"><tspan class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 16px;">高考就是千军万马过独木桥，</tspan></text></span></tspan></text></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="251.071" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="297.988" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(71, 86, 82); text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: rgb(71, 86, 82);"><text y="104.068" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="font-size: 18px; text-anchor: middle;"><tspan class="135brush" data-brushtype="text" style="font-size: 16px;">一分之差就能差几千人。</tspan></text></span></tspan></text></tspan></text></p><p style="text-align:center;max-inline-size: 100%; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; clear: both; min-height: 1em; cursor: text; font-size: 17px; caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2em; font-family: 微软雅黑, Microsoft YaHei, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="251.071" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><text y="297.988" x="50%" fill="#e2561b" style="max-inline-size: 100%; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; outline: none 0px !important;"><tspan style="max-inline-size: 100%; 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line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: #fcb42b;"><strong>记得也对你的老师们说声</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: #d32a63;"><strong>教师节快乐！</strong></span></p><section class="assistant" style="width: 35px; height: 35px; background-color: rgb(255, 237, 240); border-radius: 50%;"><br/></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><link rel="stylesheet" href="http://bbs.jjxw.cn/source/plugin/wcn_editor/public/wcn_editor_fit.css?v134_Mwc" id="wcn_editor_css"/> 我也就想不通了，全中国最笨的人么，也就这么100来个呀，怎么会有一半的人都在这个学校的拉，而且偏偏集中在一个班级，居然还碰到我这么聪明的一个班主任，（然后仰天长叹）缘分哪！笔不要转，转你的大脑
我跟你们说啊，你们考上复旦的几率和我当美国总统的是一样的！
这道题已经讲过很多遍了
有些人来学校里除了读书什么都做
我一直以为当老师是卖智力的，今天才知道，原来是卖体力的
哈哈哈 笑死了
远山he叶 发表于 2021-9-10 10:31
我也就想不通了，全中国最笨的人么，也就这么100来个呀，怎么会有一半的人都在这个学校的拉，而且偏偏集中 ...
不是冤家不聚头啊
哈哈哈 都是人才
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